Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?