Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How long will dinner be?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?