Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's black and white and red all over?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?