Why did the turkey cross the road?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?