Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?