Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What is the most faithful insect?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?