What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's the politest month?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?