What kind of pants do fish wear?
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What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?