Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?