What kind of pants do fish wear?
Troutsers!
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do all the planets get along?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What bee is good for your health?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?