Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What horn never makes a sound?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?