Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?