Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
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Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do hurricanes see?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?