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How do birds threaten one another?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?