What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How is life like toilet paper?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the fish so smart?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?