Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?