What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which is the worst season?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?