What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do bears keep cool?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?