What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Who is friends with everyone at school?