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Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is another name for a cow?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?