Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the bud so shy?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?