Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How do you grill cheese?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is a tree's least favorite month?