Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do pigs love to take naps?