Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Are baby skunks cute?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do hamsters come from?