Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the tomato turn red?