What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How do bees get to school?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?