What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
It's Crowded!
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do cows go to New York?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.