What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why can't you trust a pig?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the difference between people and chickens?