What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?