What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where are average things manufactured?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What are rental cars called in Spain?