What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What tree has the most bark?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.