What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What dog never pays attention in class?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?