What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do goats and moms have in common?