What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why was the cat so small?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?