Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are turtles so shy?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?