What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do elves learn in school?
What is the most faithful insect?