What part of a football field is never the same?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?