What do you give an angry rhino?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What makes music in your hair?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where was Noah born?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do cats wear to work?
What is the most adorable season?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?