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Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Someone stole my mood ring!
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What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
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What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?