What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the friendliest national park?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the lamb cross the road?