What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?