Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?