Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
The museum curator needed a break.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?