Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?