What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?