What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?