What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?