What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is blue and not heavy?
How do you get kids to do something?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?