What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Why can't you trust a pig?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's a forklift?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?