When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Where do ants go to eat?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do trees hate going to school?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?