When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How can you make 7 even?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which animals make the best football players?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?