When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?