When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?