What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the duck cross the road?