Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?