Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which dance will a chicken not do?