What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How do amoebas make calls?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?