Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?