What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?