What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why is a computer so smart?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the broom late for school?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?