What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do automobiles fly?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?