What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?