What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How long will dinner be?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which bug is related to you?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Where would you find an elephant?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?