Why do elephants have trunks?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What bird helps you stay dry?