What season begins with a thud?
Fall!
Where do pigs love to take naps?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?