Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
When do mice play every day?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?