Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?