What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What animal floats best?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?