What game do mice love to play?
Hide and squeak.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do jokesters study in college?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's the holiest insect?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which relative loves rice?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?