What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of money do fishermen make?