Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did spring break up with winter?