What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?