What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What game does a rabbit always win?