What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do you get straight A's?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?