Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
How can you make 7 even?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?