Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What bird is always sad?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do chips wear socks?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?