Where would you find an elephant?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How was the wedding?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?