What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What animals make the best students?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?