What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which elf is the best singer?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What shape has a knighthood?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?