What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the friendliest pen?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?