Which relative loves rice?
When should you start writing a book?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do you organize a space party?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?