Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call the pig that does karate?