Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do sheep say when they're in love?