Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did electricity win the race?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of books do boats write?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?