Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do you get straight A's?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a small mom?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?