Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a dancing sheep?