What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What does an evil hen lay?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?