Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?