What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How did the tree get lost?