Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What condiment has wings?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?