Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What bee is good for your health?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?