My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's the loudest sport?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?