Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How does a squid go into battle?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do cows say when you milk them?