What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
