What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A muscle car.
When does a horse talk?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?