What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How does a cow do math?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What game can you play while eating dinner?