What animal always goes to heaven?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are winter days great?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?