What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?