Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you give a sick pig?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?