Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a goose's favorite book?