Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Because she wanted her career to take off.
How do you drive a man crazy?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do fish use for glasses?