Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What condiment has wings?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?