Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?