What animal floats best?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?