When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call an old snowman?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?