Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?