What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What says: oom oom oom?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do you prevent a summer cold?