What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?