Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?