Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Where do kittens go to school?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of pants do fish wear?