Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?