Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is another name for a cow?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?