Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where would you find an elephant?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is winter considered holy?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which fly makes films?