Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What's the world's weakest animal?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do mice need oiling?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What type of barrel breaks easily?