On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a mom's favorite game?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do some people love eating snails?