Where do cows go on the weekend?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?