Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?