Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which fly makes films?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?