What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What day is your mom always right?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?