Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is the most adorable season?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?