What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?